Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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