meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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