Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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