Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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