Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
pop tarts are not kleenex
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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