apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
jump out the window naked night went bad
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