do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
