Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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