yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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