I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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