no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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