you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She said her name was "party"
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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