Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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