I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
