She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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