Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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