Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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