i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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