So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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