How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
