Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
it's like heaven, but drunker
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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