Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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