He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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