i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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