I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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