so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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