I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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