We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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