People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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