i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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