Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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