dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It's just like the Real World with babies
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
