Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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