it wasn't lemon gatorade
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
my poor anus
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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