When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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