Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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