I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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