West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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