didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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