Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
