I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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