My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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