never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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