after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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