Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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