I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
