You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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