how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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