this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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