big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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