Dual....:-)
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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