People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
