Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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