dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but donโt have sex in front of my house lmao
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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